Sunday, August 10, 2014
Grandpa's Hands
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Marines to the Rescue!
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Psychology 101
If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the
cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set
of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs
and climb toward the banana.
As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys
with cold water.
After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result
... all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon
when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will
try to prevent it.
Now, put the cold water away.
Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one.
The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the
stairs. To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the
stairs he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it
with a new one.
The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous
newcomer takes part in the punishment...... with enthusiasm, because
he is now part of the "team".
Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by
the fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the
stairs, he is attacked.
Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they
were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they
are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the
remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water.
Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for
the banana.
Why, you ask? Because in their minds...that is the way it has
always been!
This, my friends, is how Congress operates... and this is why,
from time to time:
ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Now she is a teacher...
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Sometimes true life is better than fiction...you gotta love a good thug story...Semper Fi
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 ..45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.) In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,Tuesday, July 2, 2013
COMMUNISM IS CREEPING
COMMUNISM IS CREEPING IN ONE STEP AT A TIME, EXACTLY AS PLANNED.
Six trivia questions to see how much history you know. Be honest, it's kinda fun and revealing.
If you don't know the answer make your best guess.
Answer all the questions (no cheating) before looking at the answers.
Who said it?
1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above
2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few......
And to replace it with shared responsibility ,,,,,for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above
3) "(We) ......can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above
4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own ...
in order to create this common ground."
A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above
5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above
6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above
Scroll down for answers
Answers:
(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005
Wanna know something scary? She may be the next socialist president if you don't forward this to everyone that you know.
Geniuses or idiots?
Food For Thought
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing
without a license, but not for being in the
country illegally,you might live in a country
founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go
on a field trip or take an aspirin in school,
but not to get an abortion, you might live in
a country founded by geniuses but run by
idiots.
If the only school curriculum allowed to explain how we got here
is evolution,but the government stops a $15-million construction
project to keep a rare spider from evolving to extinction, you might
live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If you have to show identification to board an
airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out
a library book, but not to vote who runs the
government, you might live in a country
founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding
citizens from owning gun magazines with more
than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets
to the crazy new leaders in Egypt, you might
live in a country founded by geniuses but run by
idiots.
If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce
sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24 ounces of a sugary
drink might make you fat, you might live in a country founded by
geniuses but run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but
a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head
searched, you might live in a country founded by geniuses but
run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to
eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you
might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his
teacher’s "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class
in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you might live in a country
founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If children are forcibly removed from parents who
discipline them with spankings while children of
addicts are left in filth and drug-infested “homes” you might live in a
country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes
and more government intrusion, while not working
is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks,
Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones, you might live
in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If the government's plan for getting people back to work is to
incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks of unemployment checks
and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work, you
might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself
makes you more "safe" according to the government, you might live
in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If you are offended by this article, I'll bet you
voted for the idiots who are running, and
ruining our great country.